And why you shouldn't feel bad about it . . . stupid.
Do you own any pets?
What kind? And what does your choice say about you as a person?
A question we should all ask ourselves: What in the fuck do we want out of life?
But does it matter if we don't have the answer?
Welcome to the first ever Guest post on Dustin Does, where my friends and acquaintances make my life easier for doing all the work for me.
Today, I feature my friend Jill Tkachuk, your friendly neighbourhood Superwoman and an advocate for Harm Reduction services. She's witty, hilarious and has a vagina, so this should be interesting. Do enjoy!
Alright, I’m about to dive head first into a shit storm, all the while ignoring the big, billboard-sized neon sign that reads “DON’T DO THIS.” But I do feel compelled as I’ve yet to see a male on my Facebook timeline, or otherwise, voice an opinion on the serious matter of sexual harassment and assault.
Welcome to Episode 3 of Tales of Tinder, the feature where I bring you the inside scoop on my dating life and the hilarious, oftentimes, pathetic experiences I get myself into.
However, ladies and gents, this one takes the cake.
No, I mean, she literally took the fucking cake.
Well, I'm unemployed. And I planned it. Now what's next?
Adventure? Travel? New Friendships?
. . . Rock bottom?
I imagine many of you who made it this far are thinking: “Oh great, another dipshit getting all nostalgic about his childhood movies.”
Sorry, this wasn’t a childhood movie of mine. I wish.
When's the last time you took a shit without a mobile device in your hand? Exactly.
But it’s never too late to turn the ship back around to Pleasure Town!