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What the hell do you mean you don't own a bike?
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Why leaving your career might not be such a bad thing. Well, I hope not - because I just did.
Are you one of these? If so, may you burn in a fiery pool of goat semen.
Why the modern dating world is totally fucked up.
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But you can help, dear readers. Find out how!
Why Netflix is a joke.
The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
Need motivation? Don't try this at home.