Welcome to the first ever Guest post on Dustin Does, where my friends and acquaintances make my life easier for doing all the work for me.
Today, I feature my friend Jill Tkachuk, your friendly neighbourhood Superwoman and an advocate for Harm Reduction services. She's witty, hilarious and has a vagina, so this should be interesting. Do enjoy!
Alright, I’m about to dive head first into a shit storm, all the while ignoring the big, billboard-sized neon sign that reads “DON’T DO THIS.” But I do feel compelled as I’ve yet to see a male on my Facebook timeline, or otherwise, voice an opinion on the serious matter of sexual harassment and assault.
Welcome to Episode 3 of Tales of Tinder, the feature where I bring you the inside scoop on my dating life and the hilarious, oftentimes, pathetic experiences I get myself into.
However, ladies and gents, this one takes the cake.
No, I mean, she literally took the fucking cake.
Well, I'm unemployed. And I planned it. Now what's next?
Adventure? Travel? New Friendships?
. . . Rock bottom?
I imagine many of you who made it this far are thinking: “Oh great, another dipshit getting all nostalgic about his childhood movies.”
Sorry, this wasn’t a childhood movie of mine. I wish.
When's the last time you took a shit without a mobile device in your hand? Exactly.
But it’s never too late to turn the ship back around to Pleasure Town!
What the hell do you mean you don't own a bike?
Have you ever been blindsided on a Tinder date? What about a sweaty blindside?
Why leaving your career might not be such a bad thing. Well, I hope not - because I just did.