What Do I Want?

A question we should all ask ourselves: What in the fuck do we want out of life? 

But does it matter if we don't have the answer? 

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Tales of Tinder: The One That Got Away On Me

Welcome to Episode 3 of Tales of Tinder, the feature where I bring you the inside scoop on my dating life and the hilarious, oftentimes, pathetic experiences I get myself into. 

However, ladies and gents, this one takes the cake.

No, I mean, she literally took the fucking cake.

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The Top 10 Worst Types of People

Are you one of these? If so, may you burn in a fiery pool of goat semen.

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