The Top 10 Worst Types of People

Are you one of these? If so, may you burn in a fiery pool of goat semen.

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The Edmonton Oilers

The Edmonton Oilers have made the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs and my life is falling apart one hockey game at a time. If my team keeps winning I'm going to wake up sometime in June physically, emotionally and sexually crippled in a Whyte Ave gutter.

But you can help, dear readers. Find out how!

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