Alright, I’m about to dive head first into a shit storm, all the while ignoring the big, billboard-sized neon sign that reads “DON’T DO THIS.” But I do feel compelled as I’ve yet to see a male on my Facebook timeline, or otherwise, voice an opinion on the serious matter of sexual harassment and assault.Read More
Welcome to Episode 3 of Tales of Tinder, the feature where I bring you the inside scoop on my dating life and the hilarious, oftentimes, pathetic experiences I get myself into.
However, ladies and gents, this one takes the cake.
No, I mean, she literally took the fucking cake.Read More
Well, I'm unemployed. And I planned it. Now what's next?
Adventure? Travel? New Friendships?
. . . Rock bottom?Read More
I imagine many of you who made it this far are thinking: “Oh great, another dipshit getting all nostalgic about his childhood movies.”
Sorry, this wasn’t a childhood movie of mine. I wish.Read More
When's the last time you took a shit without a mobile device in your hand? Exactly.Read More